Today's Joke!

12.17.2020

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!

12.16.2020

How do you cut a wave in half? You use a sea-saw!

12.15.2020

What’s the biggest moth in the world? A mammoth!

12.14.2020

Why do you go to bed every night? Because the bed won't come to you!

12.11.2020

What part of the car is the laziest? The wheels, because they are always tired!

12.10.2020

How do trees get onto the Internet? They log-in!

12.9.2020

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew!

12.8.2020

How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together!

12.7.2020

Which side of a cow has the most hair? The outside!

12.4.2020

What goes up and down but doesn’t move? Stairs!