How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
How do you cut a wave in half? You use a sea-saw!
What’s the biggest moth in the world? A mammoth!
Why do you go to bed every night? Because the bed won't come to you!
What part of the car is the laziest? The wheels, because they are always tired!
How do trees get onto the Internet? They log-in!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew!
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together!
Which side of a cow has the most hair? The outside!
What goes up and down but doesn’t move? Stairs!